The Stochastic Parrot
Measured conclusion: Deep-tested. L2 outcome: tools_ok.
Span-grounded audits of how US outlets covered the same story, quotes checkable at the source.
| Author | io.github.portneymk |
|---|---|
| Access | remote |
| Publisher key required | No |
| Measured state | Deep-tested |
| L1 liveness | alive |
| L1 latency | 2763 ms |
| Last measured | 2026-10-24 |
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{
"mcpServers": {
"The Stochastic Parrot": {
"url": "https://thestochasticparrot.com/api/mcp",
"transport": "streamable-http"
}
}
}
Measured tools (16)
whats_newThe desk's change window: the 20 most recently published pieces, newest first, with the desk's own dek, its computed split counts, and the story-chain ids each piece belongs to. This is the cheap 'what moved since I last looked' call — a few KB, not the multi-megabyte /feed.json — so a scheduled agent can poll it safely. Filter by date, kind, or chain. For anything older than the window, use list_audits with a date range.
Parameters:
kind— string — Only pieces of this kind: 'audit', 'coverage', 'dispatch', or 'solo'.chain— string — Only pieces belonging to this story chain, by chain id (e.g. 'mcconnell'). Chain ids come from get_chain with no arguments.limit— integer — Maximum items to return (default and ceiling: 20, the whole window).since— string — Only pieces dated on or after this day (YYYY-MM-DD). If it predates the window, the result says so in `truncated` rather than implying the corpus starts there.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
search_corpusFull-text search over every published piece (titles, deks, context lines, outlet names, and source headlines). Returns matching pieces with slug, title, URL, and a highlighted snippet, best matches first. Use the slug with get_audit for full detail.
Parameters:
query(required) — string — Search terms, e.g. 'McConnell hospital photo'. Terms are matched as whole words, all required; plain words work best (no special query syntax needed).limit— integer — Maximum results to return (default 25, hard cap 100).
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_auditFetch one piece's full detail JSON by slug: headline, kind, date, context, dek, outlets, verified contradictions with verbatim spans, naming/framing splits, and the full source list. Slugs come from search_corpus or list_audits.
Parameters:
slug(required) — string — The piece's URL slug, e.g. 'mcconnell-proof-of-life-photo'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
list_auditsList published pieces (summaries: slug, title, kind, date, counts of hard contradictions and naming/framing splits), newest first. All filters optional and combinable.
Parameters:
kind— string — Only pieces of this kind: 'audit' (discrepancy audit), 'coverage' (coverage brief), 'dispatch', or 'solo' (solo audit).limit— integer — Maximum results to return (default 25, hard cap 100).since— string — Only pieces dated on or after this ISO date (YYYY-MM-DD).until— string — Only pieces dated on or before this ISO date (YYYY-MM-DD).outlet— string — Only pieces whose sources include this outlet, matched exactly but case-insensitively, e.g. 'Reuters' or 'Fox News'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
list_correctionsThe desk's public corrections ledger: every logged error on a published piece — what was wrong, what changed, and when — in original ledger order.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_chainStory chains: multi-piece storylines the desk has covered more than once. Call without arguments to list the available chain ids; pass chain_id for one chain in full (its pieces in order, claim ledger, and reopen conditions).
Parameters:
chain_id— string — A chain id from the no-argument listing. Omit to list all chains.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
verify_pieceProvenance record for one piece: SHA-256 hashes of its canonical JSON and published HTML as of the last corpus sync. Re-hash the live artifacts at the piece's URL and compare to confirm what you read is what the desk published.
Parameters:
slug(required) — string — The piece's URL slug, e.g. 'mcconnell-proof-of-life-photo'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_framing_indexThe Framing Index: across the cross-outlet corpus, how often disagreements between outlets are hard contradictions vs naming/framing splits — totals, rate, monthly trend, per-outlet appearances. The desk's core longitudinal measurement.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_coverage_recordThe capture-coverage record: what the desk's observatory actually monitored and when, including gaps. Read this before treating any silence in the corpus as meaningful — the desk's own rule.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_claim_ledgerA story chain's claim ledger: specific verbatim claims outlets made, each tracked through states (open, corroborated, contradicted, corrected, quietly_abandoned, resolved) with a receipt for every transition. Empty claims list = the desk has not logged claims for that chain yet.
Parameters:
chain(required) — string — Chain slug, e.g. 'mcconnell' or 'fauci'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_storyboardsA chain's per-newsroom storyboards: for each outlet, every piece it filed on the story entry-by-entry, the desk's published READ of what each piece was built to do (objective label, motive with its mandatory innocent read, confidence), the label arc, and the desk's 'story, as built' synthesis where one exists.
Parameters:
chain(required) — string — Chain slug, e.g. 'fauci'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
list_lettersLetters to the Desk: reader mail, excerpted and initialed, with the desk's replies in its own voice. The desk's only interactive surface with its readership.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
get_boxscoreThe Daily Box Score for one day — the desk's frozen per-day stat snapshot. Requires the day; days are listed at /boxscore/ on the site.
Parameters:
day(required) — string — The day, YYYY-MM-DD.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
submit_letterSubmit a letter to the desk. If the desk answers, the exchange may be published on the Letters page (excerpted, initialed) — through the desk's normal editorial process, never directly. Requires the reader key.
Parameters:
text(required) — string — The letter (plain text, up to ~4000 chars).key(required) — string — The reader key issued by the desk's operator.from— string — Initials or short byline, e.g. 'M.P.'.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
report_errorReport a suspected error in a published piece (a miscount, a quote that reads wrong, a broken claim). Verified catches are fixed and logged on the public corrections ledger, credited 'Caught by a reader.' Requires the reader key.
Parameters:
description(required) — string — What looks wrong, and where.key(required) — string — The reader key issued by the desk's operator.slug— string — Slug of the piece, if known.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
propose_developmentTip the desk that a story moved — a development on an existing chain or a story worth auditing. Lands in the same proposed-developments queue the observatory's triggers feed; the desk decides what, if anything, to file. Requires the reader key.
Parameters:
tip(required) — string — The development, with a source if you have one.key(required) — string — The reader key issued by the desk's operator.chain— string — Chain slug, if the tip extends a chain.
Hints: read-only not declared · destructive not declared · idempotent not declared · open-world not declared
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